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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

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bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

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wildbait:

First time here,just showing off my new tribal boxers. What do y’all think? 21 [m]
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wildbait:

First time here,just showing off my new tribal boxers. What do y’all think? 21 [m]

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tom-nippleston:

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tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

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fuck-yeah-feminist:

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

Hell yeah, Denver!

fuck-yeah-feminist:

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

Hell yeah, Denver!

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

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